secretly a bird
❝ no one knows what's next, but everyone does it ❞
So. my name is Fiona, i'm 18..and you have happened upon my tumblah, it's full of birds, art, gifs, and mac n' cheese. have fun!
aaaalso, Ask me anything and i'll respond, unless it's mean. I like talking to nice people. if you need to rant or ask for advice about ANYTHING at all, i'm here, i don't judge and i'm honest and friendly. :)
In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Love Food? This blog is for you.



When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party


Me at work


みんなの嫁 by 山羊(めえ on pixiv


Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw


so glad his leg isnt broken


Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

(Source: sansathelady)


When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

(Source: marybottybepoppinsg)