secretly a bird
❝ no one knows what's next, but everyone does it ❞
So. my name is Fiona, i'm 18..and you have happened upon my tumblah, it's full of birds, art, gifs, and mac n' cheese. have fun!
aaaalso, Ask me anything and i'll respond, unless it's mean. I like talking to nice people. if you need to rant or ask for advice about ANYTHING at all, i'm here, i don't judge and i'm honest and friendly. :)
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Love Food? This blog is for you.

postracialcomments:

lion:

When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party

image

Me at work

diehasen:

みんなの嫁 by 山羊(めえ on pixiv

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

(Source: sansathelady)

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

(Source: marybottybepoppinsg)