i hate this site so much
if anyone ever tells you to man up, just knock them unconscious and as they lie motionless of the ground, lean over them and whisper
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.
a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess.
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
baby grinch fucked me up when i was younger hell baby grinch is still fuckin me up
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN
This will never get old